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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 07:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

No go.

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Then came..

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

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No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What exactly is the boundary men should follow while looking at girls so they don't call them perverts?