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10.06.2025 07:22

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
No go.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Then came..
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
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No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids